What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Let's get the cat blown out
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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