I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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