you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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