it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
