Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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