Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Welp...herpes.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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