I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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