I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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