awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Banned from zoo.
Again?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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