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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control

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Milquetoast, coolest word ever.

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(440): View more from Ohio

We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!

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I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!

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(207): View more from Maine

i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea

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probs a good idea

(207): View more from Maine

i like the whole idea of life and being alive

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you sure you're not high?

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(210): View more from Texas

I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.

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(703): View more from Virginia

She's allergic to latex.

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Lucky bastard.

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(909): View more from California

oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.

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(407): View more from Florida

I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.

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Yeah he's good at that.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.

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