Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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