It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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