can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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