if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
