Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Need sex. Gaining weight.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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