Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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