I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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