I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I just want nice things and good sex
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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