I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Me too!
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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