Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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