Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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