I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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