I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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