i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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