glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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