Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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