just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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