3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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