WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Dear god my vagina.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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