so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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