yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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