i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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