the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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