Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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