that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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