I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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