It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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