if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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