There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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