My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I need water and some morals
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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