But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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