My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
