It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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