i think my tv is drunk
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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