Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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