Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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