So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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