I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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