We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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