So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
accomplished twins. life is a go
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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