dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Do vagina's smell?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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