ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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