Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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