yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
