I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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