Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize
