Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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