normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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