Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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