i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize